Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Cynicisms Of Life.
The Cynic is back, yet again.So.
After a rather lengthy conversation with my Princess, we have come to a conclusion that MOST humans are selfish beings. Why, you ask, is this so? Think about it. Aren't humans stupid to repeat the same mistakes they did before? Aren't their deeds, they so-called claim to be for the greater good, actually for their own benefits?
Similarly, i've met a few examples of these kind.
Sample Specimen: Meet Shrek.
This... Lazy bastard, to say the least. Always walking, talking and acting like he knows every single thing. MR KNOW IT ALL. p.s. don'y you find a similarity in the facial features between him and Shrek? =x
So anyway, he was once a person I looked up to. Initally, that is. I even remembered promising to get him a Sony PSP should I successfully pass out from my course. That was during the time when I was suffering from Bronchitis. Godly. SO... Anyway, after seeing for myself his true colours, I distanced myself away from him, and I made a silent promise to myself to undo the promise I made to him months back. BUT... During the last week of the course, when we were sitting inside the classroom.
Les. : *Minding own business.*
Shrek: *Sits behind Les., beside James.*
Shrek: *Claps hands* Yay, i'm getting a PSP soon!
Les. : *Lost for words*
Fucking thick skinned. Like his hide's made of 5inch thick titanium. After the way you treated me, you think i'd still buy you a PSP? Dream on, sucker!
And I remember very vividly, the time when we were scheduled for a trip to Brunei. Shrek's ligament tore so he couldn't go along. He asked me to buy him vodka. The way he asked, was like, well... Judge for yourself.
Shrek : "Eh Lester, when you all coming back can help me buy Vodka? Haha.."
Les. : "See how la, I might want to buy some for myself.."
Shrek : "Please la, help me buy leh... Brother or not? If you call yourself a brother help me buy la.."
Wtf. So he used the word "brother" to compel me to buy.
Okay so I didn't even volunteer to buy for him, and he asked me as if I owed it to him. Goodness. What's the world coming to mans. So okay, I got the damn vodka for him in the end. AND he expects me to lug it into camp, which is like, DUH OBVIOUSLY illegal.
Les. : "I'm not gonna do that, it's illegal."
Shrek : "Help me bring it into camp la.. Please. Just put it under your clothes, they won't check your bag one. Can la. Thanks!"
Fucked up man. So in the end I had to seek help from my best friend in camp, who similarly dislikes the way Shrek treats his 'friends'. This buddy of mine, kept the liquor at his girlfriend's house, and took the trouble of asking his girlfriend to come to camp in the weekend just to pass the liquor to Shrek. That's the reason why I put "MOST humans", not "ALL humans", because of good friends who are more than willing to help without expecting anything in return.
Conclusion :
Sever all ties with Shrek. Thank goodness. The so-called 'friendship' was driving me up the wall. I'd rather make do without it. Mind you, this is not the only incident that caused friction between me and Shrek, it's only the spark that set off the blaze.
On a lighter note, thank goodness I don't need my BTT slip to apply for a PDL! I lost it somewhere in my room, and I couldn't find it despite having ransacked my room twice yesterday. So my VERY FIRST driving lesson will be on 29/07/07 (Sunday)! CLASS 3 IN 2 MONTHS TIME~~~ ACHA ACHA FIGHTING! Okay the korean soap dramas my sis/mum watch are getting to me -_-!
Thy Sins be Cleansed.
4:05 AM
